Red carpet remarks: The fashion and awards
/There weren't too many standout moments, or dresses darn it, this evening, but here are some of my highlights. Best Movie was NOT Boyhood!!!!!
Best dresses:
<-Anna Kendrick: yo, her mouth is extremely tiny, but that Thakoon dress was off-the-hook gorgeous. She looked great in it!! Jennifer Lopez: Her breasts are ever-showing, but hers was a beautiful gown! Jennifer Aniston: I am not a fan of hers, but that was a stunning dress.
Handsomest:
Bradley Cooper can wear a suit- whew! Chris Pine! Good god, I ain't nevuh seen him look so good. --↘ Idris!
Gorgeous:
Channing Tatum's eyes. John Legend and Common performing Glory.
WTF?: Patricia Arquette looked like she made out in the backseat of a car before arriving. Was John Travolta's Madame Tussaud likeness sitting in for him tonight? And was it wearing a silver chain link necklace? And did it awkwardly kiss Scarlett Johannson who, by the way, wore a necklace that looked as it were devouring her? (see below) And then touch Idina Menzel's face too many times? Lady Gaga is talented but the utter dissonance of her singing a Sound of Music medley was tough to handle.
