They are SUCH boys

Recent quotes from the small men of the house: 1) Oliver sees a doorstop and says, "Jack, look at this penis."

2) I gave Jack the biggest strawberry in the box (the always-request), and he said, "this strawberry looks like it has a butt." Oliver says: "there is a poopie in ya butt."  He has the funniest accent so it's funny to hear but at the same time you're like, hey we're at breakfast.

For those of you with daughters, what do they say? I doubt it's along these lines...