Completely inconsequential reactions to an hour spent with US Weekly

1) Why on earth do tampons need to be sheathed in fluorescent applicators? Does that really make anything about your period more fun?2) Hailee Steinfeld is so cute! 3) Maria Shriver is really having a bad year. 4) Who are some of these people? Fame used to have a much different definition folks! 5) Why does Mariah Carey need (or even want) to be fanned by an assistant while sitting inside? 6) Do you think Mary Kate and Ashley make that face in their sleep?