26 March 2020: Daily Humor

I despise Agent Orange. He is the most insidious cancer and putrid rot.

Isn’t this terrific? I mean, I thought this shit was airtight contained. Larry Kudlow told me so. So did trump. So did all his slobbering minions. Puh-lease. My neighbors are all sewing masks for hospital workers right now. We are one of the wealthiest countries in the world, and neighbors are going to Joann Fabric for mask-making kits to help out. Plus 81,782 cases as of several hours ago. I detest the GOP/T.

Hilarious:

This woman’s outfit alone deserves an award. She WILL survive!

This little girl cannot handle the thought of relying only on her mother’s cooking. Don’t we all just want a Nando’s, honey?!

Kevin himself addresses the degrees of separation.

Lovely (thank you, Liz):

What the world needs now a la Berklee School of Music.