25 March 2020: Daily Humor

What this woman is NOT. Hilarious! (Thank you, Dulsi).

A fine joke, courtesy of my MIL:

Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten-year-old boy. The plane is about to crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump says “I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’ He takes one and jumps.

Boris says “I’m needed to sort out Britain.” He takes one and jumps.

The Pope says “I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.” He takes one and jumps.

Angela says to the ten-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10-year-old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

thank you, Anne!