27 March 2020: Daily Humor

Today was just what the doctor ordered. It was GORGEOUS! To the point where I ultimately got to wear shorts AND a short-sleeved t-shirt and garden for hours and hours. I gave away many hostas as well as some raspberry canes and butternut squash seedlings. I mulched and weeded and saw neighbors from appropriate distances and the kids played outside, and it was so nice.

Y’all are doing a GREAT job staying sane, keeping in touch, laughing, and sending me good material for the daily laugh track.

Humor:

Y’all, this dog is KILLING ME. I nearly lost my breath and bladder outside today whilst viewing it for the first time. Thank you, Susan.

Fred for the win! Thank you, Anne.

Thank you, Lotta.

In Resistance news, we need more of this:
(From, John Kerry & Walton, KY, mayor, Gabe Brown, respectively).

And don’t forget to wash your hands!!

26 March 2020: Daily Humor

I despise Agent Orange. He is the most insidious cancer and putrid rot.

Isn’t this terrific? I mean, I thought this shit was airtight contained. Larry Kudlow told me so. So did trump. So did all his slobbering minions. Puh-lease. My neighbors are all sewing masks for hospital workers right now. We are one of the wealthiest countries in the world, and neighbors are going to Joann Fabric for mask-making kits to help out. Plus 81,782 cases as of several hours ago. I detest the GOP/T.

Hilarious:

This woman’s outfit alone deserves an award. She WILL survive!

This little girl cannot handle the thought of relying only on her mother’s cooking. Don’t we all just want a Nando’s, honey?!

Kevin himself addresses the degrees of separation.

Lovely (thank you, Liz):

What the world needs now a la Berklee School of Music.

25 March 2020: Daily Humor

What this woman is NOT. Hilarious! (Thank you, Dulsi).

A fine joke, courtesy of my MIL:

Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten-year-old boy. The plane is about to crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump says “I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’ He takes one and jumps.

Boris says “I’m needed to sort out Britain.” He takes one and jumps.

The Pope says “I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.” He takes one and jumps.

Angela says to the ten-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10-year-old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

thank you, Anne!