OMG, y’all, we did it!!!! We fired trump! We can soon start to fumigate the White House, return it to the people, and relocate Trump Tower where it belongs:

As soon as we heard the amazing news earlier today, we all got dressed and hauled it downtown. The entire way, cars were honking, people were cheering, signs and flags were waving. Joy was in the air. One guy’s sign simply read, “I’m Happy.”

Me too. ME TOO! Our country just lost an enormous pair of shackles, ones that only had one key: our vote. I have not felt such lightness in years. So many of us feel the same. The joy downtown was electric. Thousands of masked celebrants dancing, cheering, waving signs, and hugging loved ones. More than a handful of cars/people were blaring the “F**k you, donald trump song,” and at Farragut Square, someone had brought an enormous inflatable trump rat, and had blown it up while a live band played and everyone danced and posed with the rat.

My parents just arrived back here last night; what a welcome to their new home! What a joyous relief, y’all. On to Georgia to win these run-offs, but until then…