8 April 2020: Daily Humor
/These women, the ‘Golden Girls," have such great spirit!
So do these Great Orme Kashmiri goats just roaming the town.
And this wonderful, winning dog is just that: wonderful and winning. Oh, my heart.
Bonus poll: what are your favorite non-cat/dog animals?
Mine are: elephants, owls, goats, whales, and puffins. I very much hope to hear from y’all about this.
I would also enjoy responses to the following delight, shared by my dear friend, SJ. Which states are your favorites?
*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*
AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?
CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.
AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?
CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.
OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.
CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.
TEXAS: But the president said that there are only 15 cases and soon there will be zero.
CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too?
CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.
FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!
CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.
LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.
CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.
GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!
CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.
OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?
CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.
WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.
CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.
PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.
CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.
WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.
NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!
CALIFORNIA: SHUT... ok fine do what you want.
People, I have finally taken up needle felting, a craft I have long spent too much money purchasing the finished products of. And, I have expanded my pencil color collection like some sort of lunatic. I feel no qualms about this. #quarantine #allthetime #doyouwantmetogonuts?
I have visions of nests of little owls, potted succulents, and animals of all stripes (especially those from the above favorites list). After three hours yesterday, here is my first product:
He is a frog of sorts. Fortunately, Oliver loved him passionately and so has adopted him, warts and all.
Happy Passover and Happy Easter to those celebrating. Take care of yourselves, friends!