8 April 2020: Daily Humor

These women, the ‘Golden Girls," have such great spirit!

So do these Great Orme Kashmiri goats just roaming the town.

And this wonderful, winning dog is just that: wonderful and winning. Oh, my heart.

Bonus poll: what are your favorite non-cat/dog animals?

Mine are: elephants, owls, goats, whales, and puffins. I very much hope to hear from y’all about this.

I would also enjoy responses to the following delight, shared by my dear friend, SJ. Which states are your favorites?

*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*

 AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?

CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.

AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?

CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.

OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.

CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.

TEXAS: But the president said that there are only 15 cases and soon there will be zero.

CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.

NEW JERSEY: Us too?

CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.

FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!

CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.

LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.

CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.

GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!

CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.

OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?

CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.

WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.

CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.

PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.

CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.

WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!

CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.

NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!

CALIFORNIA: SHUT... ok fine do what you want.

People, I have finally taken up needle felting, a craft I have long spent too much money purchasing the finished products of. And, I have expanded my pencil color collection like some sort of lunatic. I feel no qualms about this. #quarantine #allthetime #doyouwantmetogonuts?

I have visions of nests of little owls, potted succulents, and animals of all stripes (especially those from the above favorites list). After three hours yesterday, here is my first product:

big eyes always make animals cute

He is a frog of sorts. Fortunately, Oliver loved him passionately and so has adopted him, warts and all.

Happy Passover and Happy Easter to those celebrating. Take care of yourselves, friends!