Two curiosities

It is my firmest belief that the hairstyle in which a woman's bangs begin back by her ear is a complete, irredeemable travesty. Why, EVER, would you want the responsibility of styling that much short hair forward? It's like two different haircuts battling atop one head. Plus, didn't that style emerge decades ago? I beseech you ladies to update!Also, the woman who careened across one lane and into mine, during rush hour and with handicapped plates on her car, while talking on her phone should probably hang up.