Mis-text
/Not even joking, I just got a come-on text from some random guy named Shay who works at a Walmart. I haven't the slightest idea who this is. Upon receiving the mysterious first text saying he was still "intrested in me" (people, did he override his autocorrect?), I responded with a Who is this? That's how I found out it was Shay from Walmart. The number of misspellings was record-setting, and in conclusion (to my assuring him I was not who he'd meant to text), he wrote Light Thanks. What? Am I aging at the speed of light, or is this a weird dude? In either case, sayonara!