Hilarious quotes

Scene: Oliver and Jack are playing outside in their playhouse when I hear a blood-curdling scream. I race outside to see Oliver hauling ass out of the playhouse, tears flowing behind him. "What, honey, what??!!" I ask as I scoop him up. "A mosquito mom, a mosquito." I'm thinking, are you effing serious? Mosquitos are like dust, they're everywhere, why the concern now. He then says, "I was so freaked out that my gum flew out of my mouth onto the playhouse floor." Jack verified this. I was in hysterics over his correct use of freaked out and the image of his gum flying out. Scene: The boys are in the bath tonight, and J stands up and asks, in all seriousness and while gripping his testicular region, "I forget, are these called my drums?" HAH! I about fell out. "No, honey, those are testicles inside the scrotum." His face scrunched up in a bit of confusion and he asked "technicals?" No, honey, "testicles."

What a day. I am so tired I almost don't care about dinner. Isn't that freaky? Nonetheless, I just made a swiss chard/eggplant/tahini/warm lemon oil saute and plopped it all over some fresh tomatoes. I've got some chicken breasts that I might cook with rosé and figs. Or, I might put some salt and pepper on them and have T throw them on the grill. Hmm...