1 August 2020: HILARIOUS + election countdown

When you receive this Daily, the election will be 92 days away. For context, if you’re an American in a science-based state like I am, thank you jesus, atheists, and so forth, you have now been at home for approximately 140 days.

I have nothing good to say about the country today so instead will share that: J and O got to extend their gloved arms for trained falcons today (and I am very jealous); Tom and I had a date to the hardware store and it’s distinctly possible it was one of our top 5 dates of all time because we were somewhere that’s not our home and we were not with our children and we were allowed time to browse and we got a tool that rethreads screws in addition to a puzzle, a pair of underpants, some drywall anchors, and two ferns; and we had a most gorgeous and delicious dinner after which we finished the Michael Jordan documentary which is totally awesome.

In addition, I want to share with you a video that has made me laugh so GD hard so many GD times today. I am thankful. If y’all are on Twitter and don’t follow Rex Chapman, a pox on you. You need him right now. Turn the sound up, don’t ask any questions, laugh.

“What’s your name??”

If you didn’t just click on and watch that, what’s wrong with you? Go back and watch it. It is so random and so delightful.

Also, I never get tired of this woman dancing. Live your best big life, y’all.

PS, make buttery mashed potatoes with collard greens and roasted garlic.