5 May 2020: Shelter de Mayo + keeping it real

If you’re drinking festive margaritas for Cinco de Mayo, please don’t drink and drive. I kid. Where on earth would you be driving? F*&k. Anyway, please both drink and be careful.

I cried for several hours today, and if you did too, that is ok. This is hard y’all. You are not alone. In your sadness, worry, confusion, rage, fatigue, frazzle, etc. If you don’t feel that you can express any of that to anyone, express it to me. Or investigate about tele-therapy via your insurance. Many companies are offering that benefit right now and for good reason.

There is a lot to process. Hundreds of thousands of people have died, and at least tens of thousands more will. America has zero executive leadership, many have lost loved ones, many have lost their livelihoods, the economy is tanking, the world looks at us as it should: as wayward sons, losers at worst, confused at best.

We deserve every bit of that global scorn. We deserve domestic scorn, heaped upon trump, the GOP, and even Justin Amash who appears to be confusing moral rightness for opportunity. Justin and his third-party run can go fuck itself. If America didn’t learn from Nader and Stein, third parties never do anything but benefit the people who don’t deserve benefit. I’m all for a multi-party system, but we aren’t there. And 2020 is the most important election in my lifetime, if not ever.

In any case, my point is that if you, eight or ten weeks in, are struggling, you’re normal. The “it’s a snow day” perspective is long gone. None of this is fun. If you’re doing better than most, you must feel gratitude, you must be generous and pay it forward, but you don’t need to self-flagellate for being real f&^king down.

I have heard from so many of you, privately, painfully. I hold all of you in the light and in my heart. I will do my best to continue sharing funny, light-hearted things, for we all need that, in spades. But at this point and with the outlooks being shared by the medical world, we also need to recognize that we’re entering a different time of acceptance and difficulty and isolation and loss.

For today I can offer the following:

Impressive hoops, says the former NBA player.

May I please have this porta-potty, literally, to ride around in all day?

Legit (and thank you, Anne):

They really aren’t.

They really aren’t.

3 May 2020: Daily Humor + Sink Tomatoes

Y’all, it is with profound delight that I share that Oliver’s sink tomatoes, those of lowly bathroom drain origins, are in the garden AND have their first blossoms. If you were not yet here when the sink plant discovery was made, or you missed that gem, please read the original post here (best done via desktop or laptop rather than mobile, for full effect).

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Just look at the promise in those delicate yellow blossoms. You just can’t underestimate nature. Honest to lord, my yard (and my kind neighbor’s yard) are, as always, keeping me sane right now. I have been hand-weeding like a lunatic, and several days ago, Jack and I used scissors to edge, just because. We have the time. It was inexplicably fun.

I hope you are all hanging in. I wonder if anyone will ever again wear a mask for disguise or fun when this is all over. I will not. Did you see that instead of issuing condolences for the nearly 70,000 (I think it’s more than that) dead Americans, trump said he was happy that Kim Jong-un was back? Sweet lord. I despite Agent Orange.

Humor for you today.

The answers here are hilarious! What foods do you think are most overrated?

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