20 March 2020: HILARIOUS
/This rant is so go*damn hilarious that it deserves a solo post.
If y’all don’t have Twitter, it’s worth getting just for content like this.
Hope you’re healthy and sane, friends!
19 March 2020: Daily Humor + Lovely
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Today was Day 2 of distance learning, and tomorrow is the first day of spring break. No rest for the weary, friends. I literally ran the children on a family jog around the neighborhood before transplanting TWO, yes two, of Ol’s sink plant tomatoes into the garden. Lol. Two remain under the grow lights. It was a spectacularly warm day which was a gift. I am now drinking a vat of rosé in honor of it being the first day of spring (and also because the boys and I just played the single longest game of Trouble any group has ever endured) and want to share a few funny gems and some lovely ones too.
Funny:
Damnit, coronavirus.
Israeli man walks dog with drone. What remarkable creativity and/or what a well-trained dog.
True story- I just started Ulysses.
DYING!
Lovely:
18 March 2020: Daily Humor links
/I am very glad that y’all are finding some comic relief in these humor compilations. I had a very down spell both last night and this morning, but I worked in the yard and replanted all my houseplants (I’m gonna live in damn jungle by the time we’re back to normal) and ordered some new plants and supplies for the gardens, and we may never be back to school, but I may be able to feed my neighborhood with various produce, so there you have it. I told Tom he best not react to garden-based deliveries as my sanity is dependent on the outlet that is our yard.
Today’s laugh track:
This little girl is all of us at times, perhaps more regularly of late. I was in hysterics watching her.
Cheers! (OMG, I snort laughed).
Not sure why he has a unicycle, but this is terrific spirit!
This actually could happen in my home:
The boys started distance learning today. It went well overall, and around 4p, we got a supportive letter from our principal who gently reminded families (clearly in response to one or more occurrences today) that when kids are learning via video conference, they should wear clothes. Lol.